The Balrog of Random

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Oh great, now there’s ANOTHER species that’s smarter than me


The Revolution Comes!

All things Random

Do to issue beyond my control, and by the evil randoms of this universe, this blog will be taking a hiatus for an unknown amount of time.

Thanks for all the likes and follows, and likely this silence will last only a week or two before your inboxes will ache with the spawn of random to come raining down soon.

But then again, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Republicans, your whole life is a tissue of lies.

But then again, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Republicans, your whole life is a tissue of lies.

I’d comfort you, but I still can’t believe you aren’t a cat.

I’d comfort you, but I still can’t believe you aren’t a cat.

The only problem is, the alarm clock would die before the lesson was learned.

The only problem is, the alarm clock would die before the lesson was learned.

But napping at home means not having to get dressed.

But napping at home means not having to get dressed.

Science Rulez, Part 5

Science Rulez, Part 5

The evil in the rearview mirror

The evil in the rearview mirror

The first drink for lesbians, and crazy single women.

The first drink for lesbians, and crazy single women.

Across the distance

Across the distance